The Republican Party Today

Here's some southern politics for you....

http://savannahnow.com/news/2010-07-06/handel-oxendine-plagued-their-past

It's old vs. new.
Here you have a classic old-school, corrupt, southern politician (is that redundant?) running against the "true conservative" insurgent tea-party-type; a woman in this case, endorsed by Sarah Palin no less, that is now desperately lying in attempts to cover up that she's a lesbian.

Comedy.
Really sad comedy.

One of these two fine examples of southern citizenship is very likely to be the next Governor of the fine state of Georgia.

This is America

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http://thinkprogress.org/2010/06/11/knotts-censured/

Last week, South Carolina state Sen. Jake Knotts (R) came under fire for calling President Obama and Nikki Haley, his party’s nominee for governor, “a raghead.”

. . .

In response to the censure, Knotts said he “could care less” and would not resign. In a separate interview, he said the censure was “all politics,” and warned that libertarians had “infiltrated” the party. He said he had not called Haley to personally apologize, and that the “press has given Nikki Haley a free ride.” When a reporter asked where the press had failed to hold her accountable, Knotts said, “have you ever asked her if she believes in Jesus Christ as her lord and savior and that he died on the cross for her sins? Have you ever asked her that?”

Shirt

This is simply the best zombie shirt, ever.

http://www.threadless.com/product/2059/The_Horde

Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana

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"We’ve got to be completely focused on defending this coast. The cost—the difference between keeping this oil out and having this oil in this wetlands, it literally could be life or death for many of these species."

-- Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana

http://www.democracynow.org/2010/5/20/headlines

Interesting how concerned he is isn't? Meanwhile...

"In 2006, Jindal sponsored the Deep Ocean Energy Resources Act (H.R. 4761), a bill to eliminate the moratorium on offshore oil and gas drilling over the U.S. outer continental shelf. A poll taken while the bill was being debated, showed that 73% of the U.S. public supported the measure. Jindal argues that 30-40% of oil reserves of the United States are near the Louisiana coast and increased drilling would reduce American dependence on foreign oil.^[109] This prompted the watchdog groups, Republicans for Environmental Protection as well as the nonpartisan League of Conservation Voters to rate him among the lowest in Congress in 2006."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Jindal#Environmental_issues_and_offshore_drilling

"The House vote was a huge victory for Pombo, two Louisiana lawmakers — Republican Bobby Jindal and Democrat Charlie Melancon — and Rep. John Peterson, R-Pa., who spearheaded the drive to lift the moratorium."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,201703,00.html

Seeing Bobby Jindal in the news talking about this issue is one of the most disturbing things about the BP oil spill.

Bobby Jindal is the face of the contemporary Republican Party.

Education

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http://www.forbes.com/2010/03/18/tea-party-ignorant-taxes-opinions-columnists-bruce-bartlett_3.html#

"Whatever the future of the Tea Party movement in American politics, it's a bad idea for so many participants to operate on the basis of false notions about the burden of federal taxation. It only takes a little bit of time to look at one's tax return to see what one is actually paying the Treasury, calculate the percentage of one's income that goes to taxes, and compare it with what was paid last year and the year before."

There's a big flaw in this argument - part of the strategy is to make sure no one knows enough arithmetic to actually do this. Seems to be working...

Doom

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http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/34808.html

“Unless this trillion-dollar assault on our freedoms is repealed, it will force Americans to purchase Washington-approved health plans or face stiff penalties,” DeMint said in a release. “It will fund abortions, raise taxes and insurance premiums, while reducing health care choices and quality.”

He left out mandatory euthanasia, forced gay marriage, one-world currency, re-education camps for Republicans and occupation by UN troops (every single one of which has been threatened by members of Congress and/or Republican leadership at the nation level, seriously).

http://www.salon.com/news/2010/03/11/us_forgotten_lawmaker/index.html

"When Juanita Goggins became the first black woman elected to the South Carolina Legislature in 1974, she was hailed as a trailblazer and twice visited the president at the White House.

"Three decades later, she froze to death at age 75, a solitary figure living in a rented house four miles from the gleaming Statehouse dome."

It's hard to understand the arc of some lives, but it's easy to understand the insensitivity of society.

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Health

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Now here's a solution that hadn't occurred to me... Make the US look better by comparison!

http://techdirt.com/articles/20100306/1804328453.shtml

"US Government Working With Pharma Companies To Raise Drug Prices In Other Countries"

Trim

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/florida_crash/

"Trooper Gary Dunick, who attended the scene, gasped: "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

In case you're wondering just why Barnes was trimming her hedge, she explained that she was on her way to a rendezvous with her boyfriend and wanted to be "ready for the visit"."

But her husband was driving??

Gay

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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/04/anti-gay-lawmaker-reportedly-gay-club-dui-arrest/

"A California state senator who reportedly has voted against every gay rights measure since he took office eight years ago was charged with driving under the influence on Wednesday, reportedly after leaving a gay nightclub in Sacramento."

What, another one?

"He was arrested after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, according to cbs13.com. A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained, the TV station reported."

Shocking!

Republican Ideas

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http://www.blueoregon.com/2010/03/when-will-republicans-get-serious.html

"Twenty years ago, Republicans hypothesized that cutting taxes and deregulating industry would spark an economic boom that would make up for lost tax revenue. It seemed plausible, and even moderate Democrats played along. We ran the experiment. Guess what? Cuts mean cuts. Republicans refused to make any hard choices about which programs they wanted to scrap, and instead were content to watch tax cuts lead to fiscal crises and ultimately to unplanned, indiscriminate cuts in services."

I was listening to the radio this morning when I heard a story about a local Republican that opposes a certain idea that was floated by the state's governor - the exact idea is not significant to my point. The speakers objection was that if the state needs to save money, which it does, then instead of the governor's idea, the state just needs to "cut unnecessary spending."

I thought, cut unnecessary spending! Why that's brilliant! Why didn't we think of that at any time over the past TEN YEARS as revenues declined. Why, it's so simple! Just cut unnecessary spending.

I picture a bureaucrat someplace in the capital running a finger down a list of line items until it comes to "Unnecessary Spending". All we have to do is zero that out. It's so obvious!

Foreign

This morning I saw this story before coming to work:

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/03/03/afa-seaworld/

Then when I get to work and see this:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6230J720100304

I tell you, there is no future for this civilization. In 4 or 5 generations people will be living in mud huts and terrified of eclipses. For a thinking person, this is becoming a very strange and unknown land.

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