Vegetables

It's that time of year again; harvest time.

Every office has at least one urban farmer that brings their extra zucchini to work so everyone can "take some home. " They always say the same thing, "ya, we planted too much and they just went crazy!"

They then proceed to regale us with tales for these giant vegetables and huge tangles of leafy vines that have taken other their backyard. People come and go, jobs come and go, but there's always one. Every year, the same thing. "We have so much of this stuff we can't possibly eat it all! Hope someone here will take it home..."

Well then why on earth did you grow it?!
And why on earth do you do this same exact thing every single year and then complain about it?!

The vegetables sit in lunchroom for days... One or two people take one each, because that's all any sane person needs.

People are stupid.